A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.Nothing is
moving.Suddenly a man knocks on the window,the driver rolls down his window
and asks,"What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom
otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire.We
are going from car to car to take up a collection.
The driver asks,"How much is everyone giving on average?"
The man answers,"About a gallon!"
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