Happy Friday To You

Yesterday was really my Friday. I'm sitting at home drinking coffee and surfing the Web. I am going golfing at Quarry Oaks at 1:00 so I'm just waiting for that. Since it's Friday, we're gettin' funny. We're just going to stick with the good old Onion. My favorite headlines this week are:

"Iraqi Constitution Ratified, Burned"

"'Scooter' Libby Wishes He'd Ditched Nickname Before Media Coverage"

"Bush Orders Mass Bald Eagle Slaughter To Stop Spread Of Bird Flu"

"I Plan To Take Full Advantage Of The Upcoming Q&A With Howie Mandel"

And from the Sports Section...

"NFL Discontinues ‘Take Your Daughter To Work Day’"

Isn't Photoshop great!?

That's all for today. Hope everyone enjoys your Friday. One more thing for people looking for my shitty picks. Tomorrow morning at about 10:45 I will have a giant pick for you. So if you want to win money tomorrow, check out my blog then for the pick. Have a great weekend!